My graduation present from my father and stepmother is a trip to the ludicrously beautiful island of Kauai.
Which means I have to buy a bathing suit.
What I really want is this but even Esther Williams thinks I'm too fat to wear it.
Actually strike that. What I would actually feel comfortable in is this, but I don't feel like giving my money to people who think the clothing choices of women serve as "stumbling blocks" to others. I'm considering this paired with these as a substitute, but since I can't afford any of it and am only getting a bathing suit because my sister is making me and my mom said I could put it on her Lane Bryant card, I will have to go with one of these, none of which I like and if I might like a few of them they don't come in my size.
Sigh. I don't *need* a bathing suit, do I? I'm not even a good swimmer.