Dear Hollywood movie gods,

The following sentence has been a long time coming.

You Suck!

A comedy remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner with Ashton Kutcher in the role previously played by Sidney Poitier?

I mean come-on!

That's low even for you guys.

Still, I'll be paying to see the Star Wars that comes out this summer, so who am I to talk.

Peace out,

Plucky