Meme!

I wasn't technically tagged for this meme, but I'm doing it anyway.

So, the thing to do is list 5 little-known things about yourself, one of which is a total lie. See if you can guess which is the fake one.

1. I’m related to former corrupt, mob-tied mayor of Philadelphia Frank Rizzo.

2. I’m also related to Generoso Campos Marquetti, who was the first Black elected official in Cuba, and also was involved in the Cuban Race War of 1912

3. My vision is so bad I’m legally blind.

4. As an atheist, I hate Christmas.

5. Despite having brown-eyed parents, my daughter has blue eyes, which is totally weird. Genetics!