I laughed so hard, egg nog came out of my nose!
Here I am, idly browsing the internet whilst awaiting the coming Holidays when I come across the funniest Albuquerque joke ever.
This is so close to what our local paper is like, it's uncanny.
Found at the fantabulous Metaquerque, who seems to take pictures of what Albuquerque actually looks like. Thanks be to Quirky Burque for pointing me in his direction.