Friday, February 07, 2003

Boycott Pepsi: It's Gross Anyway

No More Mister Nice Blog draws to my attention the fact that Pepsi is not only limp and insipid in flavor, they are also a bunch of raging hypocrites. Apparently, they dropped foul-mouthed rapper Ludacris as a spokesman, but retained Ozzy Osbourne. Because, you know, Ozzy Osbourne is so not foul mouthed. Could their decision have been motivated by anything else? Hmmmm....

Personally, I still haven't forgiven them for dumping Madonna over the racially-charged "Like a Prayer" video, that showed Madonna dancing in front of burning crosses and making out with a black Jesus. (That was Pepsi, right?)

Of course, their most henious crime was to create (in response to Coca-Cola's delicious, nectar-of-the-gods Vanilla Coke) the most deadly poison known to man. That's right, I'm talking about Pepsi Blue. Yuk.

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